Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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