his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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