pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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