No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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