You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
