Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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