Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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