So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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