Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize