Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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