I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.