You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?