i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Sober January is a disaster.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.