oh god the rape fog is back!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
