It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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