with your own penis?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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