butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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