Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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