I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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