Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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