come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I skipped work to stalk him.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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