so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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