he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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