i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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