What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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