ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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