you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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