Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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