just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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