We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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