We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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