I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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