Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
