Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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