There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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