whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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