Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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