yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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