Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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