Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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