i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize