oh god the rape fog is back!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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