I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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