Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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