The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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