Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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