i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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