is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
