So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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