So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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