Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
We need to get me chipped asap
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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