Do you still have your period?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
