My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
high people should be assigned attendants
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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